4th & Dragon : Dungeons and Dragons...and stuff

I’m not going to do stats here because this could be for either 3E or 4E, and I am too lazy to do detailed stats in either system.  But what I am thinking of is a list of ten most fun magic wands.  Don’t know what I will do with this idea, exactly.

Some ideas for contenders:

Wand of Defenestration Casts a ray that forces the target to jump out the nearest window.  If there is no window within 60 feet, the target runs 60 feet in a random direction and jumps and lands prone on the ground.

wand of evacuation, causes target to evacuate their bowel, completely, muahahaha!

Dual Wands of Impregnation, Causes targets of both wands to be impregnated with each others Child. Best to only Knock out the target with one! ...at least it makes a less ickki idea of where half-orcs come from.

brilliant!

Why thank you. Just be sure to point them both the right way. also great for making clones! point them both at the same target!

just make sure they’re female, pointing one at a male target could cause some problems.

wand of shin kicking, conjures force which kicks the targets shin violently.

steve_the_wizard - 22 July 2008 06:54 AM

just make sure they’re female, pointing one at a male target could cause some problems.

Bwahahahaha!

steve_the_wizard - 22 July 2008 06:54 AM

wand of shin kicking, conjures force which kicks the targets shin violently.

If it is dark and the target is unaware of you it assumes it has found a table in front of itself.

yeah maybe if they were shot out if a catapult, I suppose wand of shin splintering is more of what I was aiming for.

wand of ‘edit-undo’.  similar to the wand of ‘oops-my-power-just-went-out’ available on various computer games.

That sounds more useful than a wand of Edit-Fondue.  I guess that would print your thoughts into a pot of melted cheese.

Of course, let’s not forget the wand of gazebo summoning.

“Attaaaaaaaaack!”

What about a wand of copy-paste?

Utgardloki - 28 July 2008 05:37 PM

Of course, let’s not forget the wand of gazebo summoning.

Oh Man that would be cool. especially good for vampires. to keep out of the sun and what not.

It could be seasonal and at winter its the Wand of Patio Heater summoning.

All that, plus it is scary as hell if you don’t have a dictionary :D

Wand of sticks to twigs.